This short sample is the only known example of the musical artistry of Waynne Rocco Lizarddrainer (1894(?) – 1918(?)), a genius of the early jazz piano. He was not only a virtuoso standing in the shadow of Art Tatum but also a pioneer in microtonal music and early free jazz. Lizarddrainer never left his house, had no family and no friends. This recording is a bootleg and I am very proud to present this rarity to all music lovers.
Yours sincerely, Zebedäus Yvar Bromskloss.